Prep the Cutlets: Drop your completely raw chicken breasts directly onto a heavy wooden cutting board and sharply slice them horizontally. Use a heavy meat mallet to vigorously smash the thick pieces until they become violently thin, wildly flat cutlets.
Season the Meat: Aggressively scatter your kosher salt, sharp black pepper, and dry Italian seasoning directly onto the damp meat. Fiercely press the savory crystals into the flesh until every single tiny crevice is completely covered in a dark layer.
Sear the Hot Chicken: Drop your rich olive oil directly into an intensely hot, completely dry skillet over medium-high heat. Let the seasoned meat aggressively sizzle and completely brown for exactly four minutes per side, then transfer the cutlets to a clean plate.
Sauté the Aromatics: Drop your unsalted butter directly into the hot pan drippings over medium heat. Add the minced garlic and aggressively toss the sharp pieces with a wooden spoon for exactly sixty seconds until highly fragrant.
Build the Cream Base: Aggressively pour your thick heavy cream and savory chicken broth completely into the skillet, heavily scraping the dark bottom. Bring the pale liquid to a furious boil, then vigorously lower the heat to let it simmer for three minutes.
Thicken and Serve: Fiercely stir your freshly grated parmesan cheese directly into the bubbling cream until it completely melts into silk. Drop the seared chicken entirely back into the heavy sauce, aggressively spooning the liquid over the cutlets before garnishing with parsley and serving hot!